The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

The class on Monday went wonderfully, mainly due to my not dying. Think of all the class clowns you've known, combined with the people who've made you laugh and then picture a room with about 20 of them (17 guys and 3 girls) making comments on everything that happened and them bouncing comments off of other people's comments. It was like a convention for wise-asses.
The teacher is very understanding and, I was pleased to discover, not a dickhead.

My homework for class on Thursday is:

1.) Find a famous person and rip them a new asshole.

2.) Make a list of things that piss you off.

I don't know how well I'll do with the first one, but the second should be fairly simple since I:

a.) Have worked in retail, and

b.) Have a mother.

So no, for those of you who asked, I did not spring fully-formed from the skull of Zeus.
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