The teacher is very understanding and, I was pleased to discover, not a dickhead.
My homework for class on Thursday is:
1.) Find a famous person and rip them a new asshole.
2.) Make a list of things that piss you off.
I don't know how well I'll do with the first one, but the second should be fairly simple since I:
a.) Have worked in retail, and
b.) Have a mother.
So no, for those of you who asked, I did not spring fully-formed from the skull of Zeus.