The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
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For Karen, who is going to be mad.

I know that I spend entirely too much time on the computer. Between Livejournal, IM, and e-mail, my time is monopolized by this stupid machine because I can't do anything in moderation. I become addicted to everything. That being said, I have enclosed




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Woooohoo! Let's hear it for awful jokes! And I'm disallowing comments because if your reactions to that are anything like Karen's reaction when I said it to her, you're going to track me down and kill me in my sleep!

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