So now I have something else to do while I'm in Columbus.
BUY A SUIT.
Because I have an interview on Tuesday for a job, which, if I act as retarded during the interview as I did on the phone just now, there is no way in hell I'm going to get.
Lady on the phone: "So when I return from maternity leave would you be all right working 3 days a week?"
Me: "Oh that's PERFECT, because that way I could work the other two days a week at Home Depot which I've always wanted to do because I love using the power saws.
Me: "And I love learning to fix things. And mixing paint. And it just seems like it would be a great experience, you know?"
Me: "Blah blah blah Home depot! Blah blah Home Depot!"
But she called me even after reading my cover letter so she must know what she was getting into. I wonder if she's going to ask me to make good on my claim that I know all the presidents of the United States in the order in which they were elected.
I'll have to sing that entire Animaniacs song while wearing a suit...