November 29th, 2006

Volvo

An Open Letter to My Landlord

Dear Dennis,

Would you kindly fix whatever it is that is causing extremely hot water to surge into our toilet? If I have to listen to my roommate utter the words "I made Doo doo soup" one more time, I am going to start shitting in a bucket and throwing it out the window. While we appreciate the extremely localized sauna-like qualities of this overheated liquid, we would much rather it just be a regular toilet.

Many thanks,

Apartment 4



An Open Letter to My Roommate

Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are,

STOP CALLING IT THAT.

Sincerely,

You-Know-Who-I-Am