November 9th, 2004



So allotheria and I will be flying down to Butt-fuck Virginia this Thanksgiving where I will finally get a chance to meet his family and compare some of the differences between Rural Retreat (his hometown) and the East Village (his current residence), one of the most noticeable being that in Virginia there are no 2 hr. maximum, 25 cents for 10 minutes parking meters and there are probably considerably fewer people driving Vespas.

On a similar note however, there are probably just as many people wearing John Deere Trucker hats.