September 23rd, 2004

loser

Close Call

While it's a good idea to keep a small jar of vaseline at work in case of chapped lips, it's a bad idea to keep it next to peanut butter in an similarly-shaped jar.
Nostril

Update on earlier post...

Have just been informed by cubicle neighbor to the north that he once thought he had poured syrup all over his belgian waffle, only to take a bite and find that he had saturated it with Terayaki sauce.