September 22nd, 2004

Volvo

Another show.

I have another show coming up on October 24th at Stand Up NY (again), which is a Sunday. The show is at 7PM and I'm trying my damndest to come up with new material in time for it. I'll post about it again as the date gets closer, but if anybody's free and would like to show up, that's where I'll be.

ROCK ON.
Volvo

B4 or B9

If you go up to a vending machine and there's something you really want and something you "sort of" want, but the thing you "sort of" want has an extra candy that's at the end that the last person tried to get and which should have fallen, but didn't-- so if you opt for the thing you sort of want, you'll get two "sort of" wants for the price of one "really" want.

What do you get?

The "really" want.
18(23.7%)
The two "sort of" wants.
39(51.3%)
Insight into the type of person you are.
11(14.5%)
Herpes.
8(10.5%)