September 17th, 2004


Last Night's Audition

On the downside: Performing for two people is a nice alternative to suicide. You get that whole "dying" feeling, without any actual loss of life.

On the upside: There wasn't much laughter, but afterward the guy stopped me and told me my jokes were very funny and well constructed, so that's a good sign (I hope).

On the farside: A chicken with a beehive hairdo and 60's-style glasses comes home from grocery shopping, only to find that her rooster husband is on the roof again, trying to find out which way the wind is blowing.