August 27th, 2004


Open Mic

So last Thursday's open mic, this comedian/recovering heroin addict came in and said "Be Yourself," and then got completely naked right on stage-- just stripped off everything while standing in the display window of a Japanese Restaurant in SoHo, and read horrible jokes off index cards while other comics averted their eyes and people on the sidewalk gawked.

So THIS week, after promising he wouldn't get naked, he got naked AGAIN, but this time we watched him stick a pencil in his ass before commencing his routine.

I was talking to another comic and I said, "I feel bad for him, but he's really starting to creep me out."
To which she responded, "Starting?