April 7th, 2004

Volvo

Bathrooming

Have you ever heard someone walk into the bathroom stall next to you and then listened to them pee for so long, at such an incredible intensity that when they're finally finished you accidentally verbalize the Bill and Ted-like "Whoooa" that you hadn't intended them to hear?

Of course not. Me either.







But the person in the stall next to me has.
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Volvo

Sorry I keep posting today.

There's a girl who works in my office who just described the water coming out of the water fountain as:

"So cold, it's almost like liquid ice."


Liquid ice, eh?
Hi. You're stupid and I can't believe they hired you.