February 5th, 2004

Volvo

(no subject)

So, um, Raquel...

If you know for a fact that you're meeting with the president of the company at 11:30 today, a great thing to eat for breakfast would be smoked gouda and brownie bites.
That way, not only will you have brown spots scattered throughout your teeth, you'll have breath that could knock out a family of wildebeests.

Also, you have cheese on your pants.
Nice going, dickhead.