January 9th, 2004

Volvo

If no one is around and one hand claps in the woods, what the hell happens?

Poll #230796 Friday

Does anyone else have a problem with waiting for the days to pass before they tear pages off their day-by-day calendar?

Yes, I almost always read ahead.
46(66.7%)
No, I have learned the art of self-restraint.
12(17.4%)
No, I am at the mercy of my incredibly inefficient prosthetic hands.
11(15.9%)

I think, therefore I ____

think.
40(58.0%)
am allergic to cats.
11(15.9%)
have a somewhat disturbing crush on one or more members of the cast of Frasier.
18(26.1%)

How would you feel about Diana Ross if she only had one, long, curly strand of hair and no eyes? (She would have holes where her eyes would be-- just no actual eyes)

If you won the lottery, what color would that make your best-friend's mother's maiden name?

Do you ever feel like every day you inch a little closer to schizophrenia?

If "Yes," is that because you have a crush on schizophrenia and are trying to make your move?

Schizophrenia likes you back. Do you want to hang out?

Yes, let's see Mona Lisa Smile together.
26(38.2%)
No, I don't date psychiatric disorders.
10(14.7%)
I'll think about it, but I'm not making any promises.
32(47.1%)
Volvo

(no subject)

I'm always so amused by some people's answers to written poll questions, but then I just sit there like a a turd on a rock because it's not like I can respond to a poll answer to tell the person it's amusing.

I'll take this moment to say thank you-- many answers have a high level of amusiation and enjoyability.

And I'll take THIS moment to scratch my armpit a little.

And THIS one to blow my nose on a post-it note.

And THIS one to regret doing that last thing.