November 7th, 2003

Volvo

Just out of curiousity.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Donny Osmond
25(39.1%)
Ray Liotta
25(39.1%)
Bradley Whitford
14(21.9%)

Who me?

Yes, you.
28(44.4%)
Couldn't be. Then who?
35(55.6%)

You can run, you can hide, but can you escape Enrique Iglesias's love?

What's your favorite color?

Lance Armstrong
14(22.6%)
Diane Wiest
11(17.7%)
David Ogden Stiers
14(22.6%)
Communism
23(37.1%)

What's your favorite word?

If you had to live in one store for the rest of your life, which store would you live in?

How do you feel about Capital punishment? Lowecase punishment?

Have a good weekend!

Thanks, you too.
50(78.1%)
Thanks, but I don't wish you one in return.
1(1.6%)
Don't tell me what to do, asswipe.
13(20.3%)
Volvo

Ah jeez.

Does anyone else do this?

My armpits get sweaty sometimes so I stick a tissue in each armpit and leave them there, held in by my sweater.
Four hours later, I realize they're gone and have no idea at what point during the day I lost them.

Somewhere in my office are two, wadded up, offensively-smelling kleenex.

I wonder if anyone saw one of the tissues in the act of falling out. Maybe I'm lucky and they'll just think I was padding my bra...