June 11th, 2003

Volvo

(no subject)

I'd love to meet the guy who decided to put the "door close" button in modern elevators.
Is it even hooked up to anything half the time, or it just a dummy button to keep kids entertained, because I'm more and more starting to think the latter...
At least if it made a squeaky noise when you pushed it I'd feel like there was some POINT to keeping it around...
I push it about seventeen times and then, when the door starts to close, I get this sense of relief, like, "Well thank god I pushed it SEVENTEEN times! Sixteen might not have done the trick!"

Also, I may have ranted about this before and if I did, I'm sorry. But that popular song on the radio was playing in the mailroom...I think it's by...shit: I want to say Emilio Estevez, but I KNOW that's wrong. The guy who has a famous father? And he's kind of creepy and wears a hat? And he's in that Doritos commercial?

I don't know what the song is titled, but the chorus is "You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love."
And I'm sure it's not intentional, but I keep thinking, "Ok dude. She's running and hiding to try and escape your love. The word 'rape' comes to mind?"