May 17th, 2003

Volvo

Don't wait for him to meet someone else...

I have my e-mail at yahoo, and half the time when I get to the site at yahoo there's this ad on the top of the page for yahoo personals. And there's a picture of a guy's face, sort of on a slant, and it says, "Don't wait for him to meet someone else...yahoo personals."

Except the guy? Is ugly. I wasn't even studying his features or anything; just at a glance he looked like a reasonably unattractive, skeevy sort of person. He had little piggish eyes and this creepy sort of moustache. He's the kind of guy we're all dying to have meet someone else, just so he'll stop hitting on us at bars.