The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo

Isn't there some political thing going on today?

Justin Guarini.

I phoned in, like, twice.

But seriously, I hope Kerry wins and then they can make a really bad movie called, "From Justin to Dubya," where the two of them sing and do handstands together next to a hotel swimming pool.


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