The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
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Vice Presidential Debate

So I know I've said before that I'd like to see John Edwards replaced by John Edward-- the guy who hosts "Crossing Over," that show where he communicates with dead people. I've now also decided that I'd like Dick Cheney replaced with Lon Chaney.
For those of you who were unfamiliar, Lon Chaney (the younger) was the only character actor to play the big 4, when it comes to bad guys: Dracula, The Wolfman, The Mummy, and Frankenstein.

But despite his lack of political experience, I wouldn't mind seeing him in office.

After all, Lon Chaney only pretends to be a monster.


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