The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

Poll-y wants a cracker.

Did you have a pet growing up? If so, what was it?

Iguana
1(1.8%)
Rock
2(3.6%)
Beaver
2(3.6%)
Samurai
6(10.7%)
Raccoon
0(0.0%)
Talk Show Host
5(8.9%)
Other
40(71.4%)

If "Other" please explain.

What did you name it?

Phinneas
2(3.7%)
Rosario
3(5.6%)
Janet
2(3.7%)
Hiroshima
2(3.7%)
Lance Armstrong
3(5.6%)
Other
42(77.8%)

If "Other," please explain. Unless you actually named it "Other," in which case you are obviously a very creative person. Nice work on that naming thing.

Please check all of the ways in which you cared for your pet.

Feeding
3(5.3%)
Walking
0(0.0%)
Hitting (when it was asking for it)
1(1.8%)
Shooting
0(0.0%)
Breast Feeding
1(1.8%)
Killing and then bringing back to life and then killing again
1(1.8%)
Taking to Vet
0(0.0%)
Urinating on
1(1.8%)
Biting
0(0.0%)
Severing the ears of (Not applicable in the cases of "iguana" or "rock")
0(0.0%)

What's your ideal pet? (No Llamas)

How are you, anyway?

Any comments for posterity?

My leg itches.

I am really, really bored.

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