The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

Well, it was bound to happen.

While we've had a decent run together, I may not be seeing much more of allotheria.


He has purchased:






I'm thinking we'll be able to hang out once, maybe twice a month tops. I don't want to buy the game for myself, because I know I'll never stop playing it. I helped him create a character yesterday which looked nearly identical to the Green Lantern, but much to my dismay, the name the green flashlight was already taken, leaving us to darken our hero's skin tone and re-name him The Green Latino.
(He rejected my idea to name him The Green Man Turd, since that is, apparently, not an appropriate name for a character, unless that character wants to get hung by his underwear from the gym lockers.)
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