The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
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Californication

So my trip went well. I got to perform at The Comedy Store, so I can die happy now. I had the pleasure of meeting being4mybenefit, witnessing her immaculately clean car and being introduced to "Bobas," which are Frappucinos and Slurpies with Orbit-like gelatin balls in them. (They are less gross than Orbit, but mainly look like someone flooded people's drinks with unnecessary blueberries.)
I re-united with dreamwriter55 and had a lovely dinner and walk through downtown Burbank.
I saw the science museum exhibit with the fifty bazillion cadavers and the blood vessels of a duck.
And most importantly, I have finally decided to pitch my "Corleone-shaped Lunch Snacks" idea to the Animal Cracker company.



Basically, I'm going to make them an offer they can't refuse.



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