The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

The conversation I thought I was having.

More fodder for allotheria's argument that I am either deaf or never listening to a word he says.


allotheria: I was watching something on TV the other day that said acting is the result of a hormonal imbalance.

theuglyvolvo: (thinking) I can see that, I guess. All the theatre people at my school were a little hormonal.

allotheria: Huh?

theuglyvolvo: The acting majors.

allotheria: What about them?

theuglyvolvo: They're a little hormonal.

allotheria: What does that have to do with acne?
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