The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
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Expense Report

I'm filling out an expense reimbursement sheet from last week's trip to Omaha and the first column listed says:

Hotel
Motel


And I can't tell you how badly I want to write "Hol-iday Innnn."





They've also got a column called "Lubrication and Wash." I sort of wish I had a scanner so you could all just read this sheet for yourselves. What the hell are people doing on these business trips anyway?
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