The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
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Guys and their stupid fantasies

Guys are always trying to get girls to do stuff with them that most girls have no interest in doing, attempting to sway them with questions like, "How do you know you don't like something until you try it?" and "But don't you want to be open to new experiences?"

Guess what? The answer is still no! I don't care how many other girls (supposedly) enjoyed it. I refuse to see Alien vs. Predator.
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