The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

Peter Parker ________________________________________.

is the same person as superman.
2(2.3%)
is the same person as spiderman.
47(53.4%)
picked a peck of pickled peppers.
39(44.3%)

Lean on me. When you're not strong. And I'll be your ________.

grief counselor
25(28.7%)
mailman
21(24.1%)
freelance nutritionist
41(47.1%)

Did you ever do that thing where you're trying to type something without looking at the keys, but your fingers are placed one key over on the keyboard, so you think you're typing well and fast but really you're just typing a bunch of gibberish?

The hills are alive...

with the sound of music.
21(24.1%)
Run for your life!
66(75.9%)

Do you hold out hope that, in time, people will cease dancing the electric slide at weddings and will start dancing the solar-powered slide, or the natural gas slide?

I left my heart in...

San Francisco.
19(21.8%)
Starbucks.
24(27.6%)
my friend's car.
44(50.6%)

What's on your mind?

What's the wittiest thing you ever said that you thought of right on the spot and were really proud of?

On a scale of one to ten, how much does my dad love me?

I haven't read your journal for that long and have insufficient information on which to base my answer.
19(21.8%)
10
2(2.3%)
11
12(13.8%)
12
16(18.4%)
An unreasonable amount. Someone needs to tell this guy that "loving one's daughters" doesn't count as a hobby.
38(43.7%)
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