The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
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What on earth were you thinking?

I love Karen (thehero_hasdied) dearly, but I confess that I sometimes want to crawl inside her brain just to see what on earth is going on in there.

Titi (Our aunt) - Make yourselves at home, girls. Is there anything I can get for you?

Karen - Do you have any Milk Chocol-- I mean, peroxide?







Of course, Karen. And no need to correct yourself, really. When you said, "Milk Chocolate," my first thought was that you probably meant "Peroxide" because those two objects are so very obviously linked together in everyone's minds.
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