The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
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Oh-- and this happened this weekend.

I love my sister Pamela dearly, but we are just a different breed of people.

1.) Pamela is low on money. Funds are tight. Sometimes she is forced to borrow cash from our parents and she regularly verbalizes that she is having trouble making ends meet.

2.) Pamela goes out one Saturday and finds $300 in a bar.

3.) Within 12 hours, Pamela has spent all of the money on a ring for herself for Valentine's day.


Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam. We love you but WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'm not saying you can't buy yourself anything, but the whole 300? Dear god.
I do not understand it. I will never understand it. But what can you expect from a girl who was french manicuring her toenails at age 12?
We should've seen this coming.
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