The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

Tonight we're going to party like it's ________________

1843
12(19.7%)
two nights from now
7(11.5%)
That day two weeks ago when Alan threw up on my sweater.
14(23.0%)
My parents' anniversary.
5(8.2%)
tonight.
23(37.7%)

Video Killed __________

John Gotti
6(9.8%)
Beverly Cleary
18(29.5%)
I always though "Radio Killed the Video Store" would be a good name for a video store.
12(19.7%)
the Sheriff, but it swears it was in self-defense.
25(41.0%)

What're you doing this weekend?

If I give you the money, can you pick up my dry cleaning?

Can I get a what what?

Not on your life, dickwad.
2(3.3%)
What what.
10(16.4%)
Look at those complacent assholes who picked answer 2. They make me sick.
15(24.6%)
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Snood.
12(19.7%)
I used to play Paperboy but never made it past Thursday.
22(36.1%)


And for anyone who's interested in seeing a number of extremely nervous people get on a stage and make fools of themselves, my comedy class will be performing at Carolines on January 31st at 5:30. Their reservation line is (212) 757-4100, and I believe it's called "The Stand-Up Comedy experience."
Look for me. I'll be the tall, epileptic-looking girl with the brown stains on the back of her pants.
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