Today there's so much more to do and I've spent so much time on the phone today that my ear is starting to sweat and I'll probably have to stay LATE, so that by the end of the day my ear will slide right off my head.
Also, I've had to call NIMH about a hundred thousand times and each time I want to whisper, "I know your secret..." and make mouse noises. Because I'm sure people don't make that joke every fifteen seconds...the receptionist must really LOVE it.
Poor NIMH people. They should form a support group and join forces with the people who work for Victoria.
"We have no bananas, we have no bananas, we have no bana--oh, hold up. Cancel that. I stand corrected. We've actually do have one."