The Ugly Volvo (theuglyvolvo) wrote,
The Ugly Volvo
theuglyvolvo

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my _____________.

grandfather.
24(34.3%)
Visa Check Card.
46(65.7%)

When in Rome...

take in varied aspects of Roman culture
4(5.6%)
try not to break anything. I haven't forgotten what you did when you were in Greece.
32(45.1%)
Roam.
35(49.3%)

What's your favorite hobby? Regardless of cost...

If you could be doing anything in the world right at this very second, what would you be doing?

I want to rock and roll all night...

and part of every day
26(37.7%)
and party every day
14(20.3%)
and then maybe take a yoga class
29(42.0%)

Does this font make me look fat?

No seriously. I look huge, don't I? I should've used a Book Antiqua font maybe. Or a Garamond. Garamond is supposed to be slimming.

Who edited the book of love?

Michael Landon
12(17.1%)
Ray Liotta
31(44.3%)
Morgan Freeman
27(38.6%)

Finish this phrase. The principal's ___________.

office
18(25.4%)
daughter
33(46.5%)
Oh my god Kelly, I hate you. I can't believe you're using your livejournal to make fun of me for something that happened 6 months ago.
20(28.2%)
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